It isn't even fully utilizing the cliches to their fullest potential
"That's just how they like it it" then we see the retarded hamster-ballmobile? Shit, "That's just how they roll" would be a lot better. I should get payed to come up with shit like this, would it really be that hard?
Five stars for being the most jaw-droppingly banal piece of shit I've ever seen. Seriously, this makes the Alvin & the Chipmunks movie look like the Magnificent Goddamn Ambersons.
Theodore: Gee, Dave, last time I saw him he was playing with his radio broadcasting tower!
Dave: R...radio broadcasting tower?
(Dave runs upstairs to Orson's room)
Dave: Orson, what are you up to in here?
Orson (speaking into a broadcast mic) The carnage is incredible! The martians are slaughtering people by the thousands! It's total chaos! Flee your homes! Head for high ground! Do it now! Before it's too late!
Dave: ORSOOOOOOOOON!
(cut to music video of Orson Welles, Simon, and Theodore performing a sped-up version of "I Think We're Alone Now.")
Now, imagine the above, but as a two-hour feature film. You have just imagined something better than G-Force.