I submitted this a month ago but I think it was deleted or some horseshit.

Oh by the way, this is Can She Excuse My Wrongs by John Dowland.

Gee, Sting and Neil Patrick Harris are looking so alike these days...

And I looked, and, behold, a whirlwind came out of the north, a great cloud, and a fire infolding itself, and a brightness was about it, and out of the midst thereof as the color of amber, out of the midst of the fire.
5 Also out of the midst thereof came the likeness of four living creatures. Rev. 4.6 And this was their appearance; they had the likeness of a man.
6 And every one had four faces, and every one had four wings.
7 And their feet were straight feet; and the sole of their feet was like the sole of a calf's foot: and they sparkled like the color of burnished brass.
8 And they had the hands of a man under their wings on their four sides; and they four had their faces and their wings.
9 Their wings were joined one to another; they turned not when they went; they went every one straight forward.
10 As for the likeness of their faces, they four had the face of a man, and the face of a lion, on the right side: and they four had the face of an ox on the left side; they four also had the face of an eagle.

The sequel to David Lynch's Dune is going to be awesome

Only Sting could masturbate and circlejerk at the same time.

I WILL kill him and him and him!!

Now all we need are four clones of Stewart Copeland to go kick Sting's asses.