When skimming part one, I was trying to think of how to improve it. They should have used an established character as per "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue!" http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=51190

Specifically, I would have taken the whole thing more seriously if Kenshiro did the talking. He could handle most of them and have someone else phone in any that might give him trouble *cough cough*. Camonk, seriously...I am so grateful for your comment here. It really tied together the whole experience for me.