It just keeps getting better and better.

He is very desperately trying to convince himself of these things. The only reason I can figure for why he is doing this in front of a camera instead of a mirror is because he does not know he is actually being recorded.

1. Your hand can't say "I do"

2. You ARE gay kiddo, you will realize this soon.

3. Pretty much every animal ever exhibits homosexual behavior. Humans are no exception.

4. Just suck a cock, will ya?

Ten seconds in, I was ready to post that the kid was almost certainly gay, and making this video to force himself back into the closet. The poster was a subtle clue. Wait, what's the opposite of 'subtle' again?

Where did he hear "it's wrong to be gay" on the news? Fox News doesn't even state stuff like that outright. They'd ask a question like "Is Gay Marriage Worse Than The Holocaust That Might Not Have Happened But If It Did It Was Liberals?"

Well shit, if he heard it on the news...

It's wrong.
No, it's fine, you can do whatever you want with your life.
No, it's wrong.
Well, it's just not normal and god hates it.
Well, it's not bad. It's just not normal.

He's arguing with himself.

Him again? When I was his age, I was pushing the Playmobil bus into the swimming pool and playing "Bus Disaster" or something. How does a kid his age get so wrapped up about gay marriage and being gay in the first place? He should be wrapped up in destroying little smiling plastic people with hideously malformed hook-hands.

He used to be gay. Then he stopped it. Now he is very interested in girrrrls.

Well, I'm convinced.

Poor little fruit inherited Boxxy's mannerisms somehow.

God invented the male and the female so MUST NOT THINK ABOUT STURDY THICK HAIRY COCKS ALL OVER MY FACE OH GOD they could get married.

The internet is so cruel, yet just...some day he is going to be reminded of that gay marriage video he made as a kid and it will remain cataloged for the whole world to revisit. Unlike earlier generations that just had to destroy a video tape and block it from their memory.

Homo!

Dear kid,
I hope that you read this. First of all its ok to be gay. No matter what your parents, church, friends, news tells you. Its normal and natural for some people to be gay. I am not saying that you are gay. You may or may not be gay, you may be gay sometimes and sometimes not gay. You may be part gay. Human sexuality is a wonderful wide spectrum. Whatever. I want you to know that whatever you are, its normal. When you are older you will find people like yourself and enjoy healthy realationships with them. You must have posted your youtube videos in an effort to reach out and make some type of connection with other humans. You are trying to combat the alienation you feel. Unfortunately you posted a mockable video on youtube and people (including myself) are mocking you. Thats too bad but thats the internet for you. Don't sweat it. People know that you are just a kid. It may be embarassing now but when you are older just tell people "cut me some slack, I was just a confused kid." You are definately going to have some challenges in life. If you face them with courage, intelligence and heart you will survive. Be happy little guy.

I hope he stumbles on to this somehow. Maybe googling his own name or something. POE has a "prime directive" rule that we can't contact/interfere with the exhibits directly unless they contact us first. I think it applies to POE TV as well. Anyone? Also, my buzz is wearing off.

His video "Stop calling me a homo" is an appropriate follow-up.

This is seriously sad. I hope his parents don't fuck him up too badly.

That was deep and well thought out. I'm glad it's out there now... forever.

This is fucking heartbreaking. Jesus, the kid's been crying.

This is incredible.

Oh, that poor fucking kid.