Weaponized bacon. When the fatty revolution comes, the cavalry will ride in on scooter-chariots, wielding these bacon lances, and not a soul will be spared.

Unless they can walk faster than 2 miles per hour.

secret weapon against islamofascism.

Bacon is the nexus between art and science.

Not surprising in the least.

Two words that will ruin this video:



Apollo

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I got my meat lance RIGHT HERE, BUDDY!!!!

Less than impressive, since the flammabiity does not come from bacon, but rather an external source.

I'm sort of offended that they call prosciutto "bacon". Not because of my Italian heritage, but because I speak English. Prosciutto sounds nothing like bacon. They don't even have the same number of syllables. It's absurd.

I feel like they're trying to latch onto some sort of internet bacon video bandwagon, which is shameful no matter how you dice it.

I'm sorry, this design is impractical.

When you get to the fully baked "seven-tube bacon device" stage, any reasonable person wuld stop and eat it.

Man I can't wait for the next Fallout 3 DLC.

Shouldn't have watched this hungover, because it's just left me more hungry than impressed.