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CRABS A DICK
This video starts out like a horror movie, then becomes a comedy sketch.
mmm crab legs
this show should be called Cops N' Crabs.
Or "Crab Rock", and it's an intense police procedural that also happens to have song numbers about life on the force and dealing with crabs and perps.
That crab was so totally messing with him.
"Why am I talking to this thing?"
so here's this giant enemy crab
That crab was not an enemy until you started prodding its weak point.
Oh just pick it up and move it, you pussy.
Their claws can crack open raw coconuts. Your finger might as well be a vienna sausage in comparison.
That's why you pick it up carefully.
WITH YOUR TEETH! BE SURE TO SHAKE AROUND A LOT TOO! LIKE DOG! RAAAAGH! That'll show that dumb crab who's the boss.
I killed a lot of those in Oblivion.
This crab is not very large.
Yeah, tell it that to his face.
So yeah, didn't notice until I followed the link to favorite this video but that is totally Matt the world traveler and chewing gum enthusiast.
5 for deliciousness. Imagine a coconut flavored crab.
preflavored!
I ran into one of these once on my bicycle. I crashed, the crab appeared mostly unscathed.
Considering they routinely fall out of trees, that doesn't surprise me. They are the juggernauts of the crab world.
Bye bye!!