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Comment count is 72

baleen

- 2009-04-22

That is actually what 1% of the population actually sees whenever they load this game.

a flaming monkey

- 2009-04-22

Yep, only 1%, but all those fuckers are on he internet right now, typing 'penis' cross referenced with 'sonic the hedgehog' to find their secret forum.

sosage

- 2009-04-22

...and it is that 1% that Sega wants to keep designing this series for.

garcet71283

- 2009-04-22

Damn you for forcing me to Google "Sonic the Hedgehog penis forum"

Billie_Joe_Buttfuck

- 2009-04-22

Any hits?

Caminante Nocturno

- 2009-04-22

It made me laugh, too.

ProfessorChaos

- 2009-04-22

For the "sega" logo

Torture the Artist

- 2009-04-22

Astonishing work of genius.

Innocent Bystander

- 2009-04-22

Astonishing work of penis.

voodoo_pork - 2009-04-22

Penis work of penis.

Athetosis - 2009-04-22

Penis penis of penis.

Udderdude

- 2009-04-22

Penis penis penis penis.

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2009-04-22

My god, it's full of penis.

voodoo_pork - 2009-04-24

My penis, it's full of penis.

thebaronsdoctor

- 2009-04-24

Penis penis, penis penis penis penis

oogaBooga

- 2009-05-30

I think we can call it a day.

voodoo_pork - 2009-06-14

I think we can call it a penis.

keinsignal

- 2009-07-19

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis.

blackmetallic - 2009-11-16

Fenis.

See what i did there?

Caminante Nocturno - 2011-02-26

Thanks, penis.

Thenis.

joelkazoo

- 2012-04-22

Penis!

KnowFuture

- 2009-04-22

Oh yeah, this is getting used to piss at least one person off.

fluffy

- 2009-07-12

Oh yeah, this is getting used to penis at least one person off.

Xenocide

- 2009-04-22

You know, I've still never collected all the penis emeralds.

zatojones

- 2009-04-22

if you do you win a huge penis

fatatty

- 2009-04-22

And then you turn into a glowing gold penis.

j lzrd / swift idiot

- 2009-04-22

You have to collect 50 penises before you can go super penis though.

William Burns - 2009-04-22

Who isn't going to select "2 Penis?"

voodoo_pork - 2009-04-22

Me, for one. I go solo.

Triggerbaby

- 2009-04-22

It makes me happy that somebody has put so much effort into something so juvenile.

B_Ko - 2009-09-15

It makes me penis that penis has put so much penis into penis penis.

pressed peanut sweepings

- 2009-04-22

PENIS

AND

PENIS "PENIS" PENIS

IN

Prickly Pete

- 2009-04-22

My name is Penis Penis, but you can call me "Penis"

HURF BLURF DUH

- 2009-04-22

Act 1: Penis Hill Zone!

Blolf Witzer - 2009-04-22

oh god i mean to five star

voodoo_pork

- 2009-04-22

No penis for you!

chumbucket

- 2009-04-22

PENIS OVER

8bitwintermute

- 2009-04-22

5 penises

StanleyPain

- 2009-04-22

PENIS UNLEASHED

spikestoyiu

- 2009-04-22

Featuring Penis the Werepenis.

chumbucket - 2009-04-25

PENIS HIM!!

Valvados

- 2009-04-22

I wonder if the Metropenis Zone is as much of a bitch as the original. Actually gives a whole new meaning to the exploding starfish enemies.

Random_Hajile

- 2009-04-22

I have no idea why anybody would do this, but I'm glad they did.

Tuan Jim

- 2009-04-22

This was the last of the good Penises.

Things got really rotten when Penis Adventure came out and fanboys started masturbating their penises to Penis' underaged friends.

crotchy

- 2009-04-23

knuckles, penis and cream.

thebaronsdoctor - 2009-04-24

The best Penis was Penis and Penis when you connected the penis for penis 3 into the top of the other penis.

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2009-04-22

How does this completely unaltered clip of an old video game merit submitting here? I mean really...

TypicalEllisProtagonist

- 2009-04-22

I don't think anyone has ever actually meant it when they said that they were laughing at one of these videos so hard they were crying - but I mean it right now.

pastorofmuppets

- 2009-04-23

i'm pretty sure i cried during moustache gate

Man Who Fights Like Woman

- 2009-04-24

I am a child for enjoying this.

halon

- 2009-05-03

Pretty much.

Spastic Avenger

- 2009-05-05

*P*E*N*I*S*

Not The Real Jacques Cousteau

- 2009-06-27

That made me laugh like a penis

RoyCastle

- 2009-08-19

I require penis.wav from that to play on vent when my raids wipe

Ashenblade

- 2009-09-28

I require penis.wav from that to play on vent when my penis wipe

Riskbreaker

- 2009-09-12

8=====D

Louis Armstrong

- 2009-11-18

up, down, left, right(ring) Hold Penis, start!

FMonk

- 2009-10-01

*penis*

kingofthenothing

- 2009-12-12

I knew a guy that talked like that. I thought he was playing some clever joke when he did this back in 2002, and I would have applauded him for it, but as it turns out, him and his friends were developmentally disabled.

Him: "Penis!" (which is Penis for "hello", I imagine)
Me: "Uh... what?"
Him: "Penis?" (trust me, you can tell when it sounds like a question)
Me: "I don't get it."
Him: "Penis penis penis! Penis penis penis penis penis. Penis penis. Penis?"
Me: "Oh, right, right. Very funny."
The guy driving the truck in which I was a passenger: "Alright, man, let's get the hell out of here."
Penis Guy: "Penis! Penis penis penis penis penis!"

Explodotron - 2010-03-01

I had friends in high school, as well.

Rape Van Winkle

- 2009-12-15

Chuckle.

tamago

- 2010-09-30

Sonic the Penishog

Myrmidon

- 2010-12-08

This series would've been a lot better without all the Penis spinoffs.

Chalkdust

- 2011-03-02

all the related videos seem to be of massage or breastfeeding

Riskbreaker - 2012-04-22

On this day, in the history of poetv: penis

deadpan - 2012-04-22

every day really

boner

- 2013-04-22

Why I didn't see this before is a mystery

Adham Nu'man - 2013-12-12

You're a penis

Sanest Man Alive

- 2014-02-05

Why I didn't see this before is a penis.

John Holmes Motherfucker

- 2015-04-22

Vagina?

John Holmes Motherfucker - 2015-04-22

John Holmes Motherfucker commented on & rated Penis

EvilHomer - 2015-04-22

Dude, I shit you not, I followed you on to this submission to say the very same thing!

"John Holmes Motherfucker commented on & rated Penis"

How did you know...?!

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