the foundations were shaking. i bet she's like, impossible to kidnap.

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no yes no no no no no no no no no no no no no

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

perfect choice of music.

I can imagine an improbable sequence of events that involves her turning on her web cam and then having a seizure, but why would she post this on youtube?

To be fair, her dancing is as good as the music. It's only fitting.

At least she got some exercise.

I had to stop at the buttcrack flash. Couldn't risk seeing that again.

Somewhere, someone is fapping to this.

Fake? This is as real as it gets.

The room shaking like the bridge of the Enterprise as it is being torpedoed by fat fat Klingons is enought to earn at least eight stars. I don't believe she is break dancing though. Off camera are a couple of cops and a taser having a real good laugh.

It's like watching a Thwomp try to crush Mario.

-1 for the preemptive dupe apology in the description. That does not describe this video.

PS: Please do not be mad at me for making this comment.

PPS: Sorry in advance for my next comment.

This made me dizzy.

You know, you get a boner. You pamper it. You tell it good stories and keep it clean.

Then some ham and butter disaster comes along and ruins it for you AND your boner.

"If it's a dupe I'm sorry" -- you should be sorry anyway. FIVE STARS

It's no dancing Chucky, that's for sure...

shine on you crazy diamond.

SPOILER
I don't think she seriously thinks she can breakdance, guys.

I'll bet she loves those pants and thinks she looks hawt in them.

And isn't it slam dancing, not breakdancing?

This was harder to watch than the sheik torture video.

this is quite the modified native american groundfighting exhibition video

I don't really like the new direction Girls With Low Self Esteem is taking.

Who is responsible for for this generation? Since I'm 32 and listened to Pantera and Pigface am I to blame? For me it ended with White Zombie and Mr. Burble around 96' but all my friends clinging on with ICP and Pisstained and I don't know what the fuck just completely and utterly lacking in self respect. Pot-smoking, Sublime loving, wrecking while high on pills, hanging out at tattoo parlor hemp necklace wearing forever losers every one of them. Each one of their offspring worse off by a factor of 10. They make coal miners look like superior intellects.