i live one district over and i can safely say that we hate her too

in 2008 she just barely squeaked back into office against a dude with the fantastically gay and unelectable name "Elwyn Tinklenberg"

ELWYN TINKLENBERG

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

Yeah, there's no way people are going to elect an elf to office these days.

The state of Elf rights in this country is staggering. We've ghettoized them into houses shaped like trees, telling them they're only good enough to make cookies for their taller, round-eared betters.

The shame of it all.

Was there an excessive amount of blinking in that clip?
Blinking equals MADNESS.
Also, saying crazy shit.

Oops, didn't mean that as a reply. But while I'm here:
ELWYN TINKLENBERG is my PERSONAL SAVIOR.

When Tinkleberg has her finger on the button, you'll be sorry.
You'll be fucking sorry.

Yep, thought the news caster did a nice slam with a smile.

*Socialism may actually be fascism. Details soon.

My stars are for these comments

If I'm not mistaken, bestiality counts as homosexuality.

Any sex that won't produce offspring will send you to hell. Bestiality, masturbation, gay sex, hetero sex with condoms, infertile couples in a loving relationship...

It'd be funny if the right-wing christian demographic didn't actually think of things in those terms.

People who fear change do so out of an unwillingness to logically analyze situations. Their primary objective is to block the change (and save themselves from having to think), whether or not the change is supported by fact. In short: fear + animal panic. The mental gymnastics that people do every day to make basic emotion look like it's a logical position is just too much for me to bear sometimes.

8.?????

9. PROFIT!

Seriously, people, Cena is a troll. He's not actually defending these people or even gives a shit about their causes, he's just making shit up to get people to get people to go nuts. He's parodying the extreme right wing nutcases, or more accurately just imitating them and the freeper logic to get rises out of people. He's a joke, stop taking him seriously.

Or at least rename this place Portal of Cena.

Only 5 seconds until someone makes the standard countdown comment about Cena_mark.

In 5....4....oh wait.

i know he's a joke dude, i was just setting the stage for a dramatic entry. he has let us down to this point.

how is "i know" in any way an acceptable response to "cena mark is a troll, shut up"

seriously, just shut up.

But having republican trolls is part of what makes PoE so interesting! Anywhere else, you just get the standard brand of troll.

I used to think the same thing, but lately I've become convinced that Cena's an authentic idiot.

Yeah, after watching his videos I'm convinced Cena_mark is pretty much as one dimensional as it gets. He'd have to work really hard to even work his way up to troll status.

Because at least trolls succeed at something.

He lacks the "froth at the mouth" drive that you need to truly make it as a troll in this day and age. You have to use words like "libtard" or "demoncrat" if you even want to have a chance at sparking a flame from your target audience.

cena_mark is a fat dude from Alabama or where ever and has proven as much. He's been around POE in some form since 2006 or something. I've long assumed that he is too fantastic and long running to not be real, in some form anyway.

He makes me miss Billy Buttsex.

Yes!

I think he'd get a lot less grief from his Republican colleagues if he would send them a link to this video with an e-mail that reads "THIS IS WHY!"

also please add some tags to your video, michele bachmann and swine flu would be a good start

I take that back. I'm not entirely sure what my statement means.

Basically, Michele Bachmann is stupid.

Thank you.