splatterbabble  - 2009-04-30
War is the result of failed diplomacy. The previous administration did not attempt any sort of diplomacy. I feel safer now that diplomacy is our first reaction, not a last resort. War should never be set up that way.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2009-04-30
terror terror
terror
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Stog - 2009-04-30
Die. Fall over. Become like the Whig party.
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Architeuthis Tux - 2009-04-30
Hey there Hayden. In Super Spy Interrogation school, did they teach you what rapid blinking means when making a statement?
(Hint, it means you know you're lying.)
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prang - 2009-04-30
Spooky ominous music and text floating at you from a black background can make anything seem dangerous.
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futurebot - 2009-04-30 Yeah but what's up with the ghost sound effects in the beginning?
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Boxhead - 2009-04-30
My friend has guinea pigs..
From the wiki:
They startle extremely easily, and will either freeze in place for long periods or run for cover with rapid, darting motions when they sense danger.[
...
Guinea pigs tend to be messy within their cages; they often jump into their food bowls or kick bedding and feces into them,
This is my conceit for the day.
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Xenocide - 2009-04-30
DO YOU FEEL SAFER?
YES?
OKAY, LOOK HERE'S SOME PICTURES OF TERRORISTS GOING BY AT HIGH SPEED.
FEEL SAFER NOW?
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Cleaner82 - 2009-04-30
Asking jittery paranoiacs if they feel safe. That is classic.
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Witty_Pop_Culture_Reference - 2009-04-30
I was completely confident in my safety until the image at 1:12. Now my world has fallen apart and I can't stop crying.
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Camonk - 2009-04-30
Do I feel safer knowing that tons of dudes who used to hate us either don't anymore or at least hate us less?
Yes.
I'm sorry, I know that's the wrong answer, but the heart wants what it wants.
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Cena_mark - 2009-04-30 The people who hated us in the Bush era but weren't a threat (I.E. The French, English, and other Euro-trash) hate us less. But those who are a threat (Muslims) don't hate us anyless just because we put Obama in office. They like Obama more than Bush only because he's weak. And they still seek our destruction.
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futurebot - 2009-04-30 So how do you feel about John Cena losing the title? Kind of a metaphor for your party, huh?
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Cena_mark - 2009-04-30 Don't bring Cena's defeat into this. Cena only lost because the Big Show interfered. Edge has only defeated Cena when he cheats.
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Cleaner82 - 2009-04-30 When I was little I used to be of the opinion that the WWF direly needed an instant replay. I could never understand why they didn't start doing that with so much cheating going on.
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futurebot - 2009-05-02 You can't cheat in a Last Man Standing match, that's why there was no DQ! You're just a pile of excuses, again like your party. Aren't you embarrassed?
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IrishWhiskey - 2009-04-30
I never understood why moving the Gitmo prisoners to Virginia would be so scary. Do they think they're going to break out? Or do they think Obama planning on just letting them out on parole to get jobs at the local Hardees?
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Cleaner82 - 2009-04-30 It's like that Batman arc where all the villains escaped from Arkham and took over the city. Except with more yowling in Arabic.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2009-04-30
Do I feel safer now that my nation has a leader who does not have his lips firmly sealed around the bloated, diseased phallus of the military industrial complex?
The answer is yes.
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mcsancherson - 2009-04-30
how is the republican party not officially the party of peepants pussy bitches at this point
if you live in america and you're afraid of terrorists you are a gigantic bitch
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Hooper_X - 2009-04-30 I dunno, man. I'm half afraid of some crazy fucking fruitcake coming into my classroom and shooting the place up because I said it was OK for women to wear pants.
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Aelric - 2009-04-30
No, I don't feel safer, but that isn't any Presidents fault. The extremists and religious fundamentalists in America scare me far more than they ever have before and I'm afraid they are going to make it so I can't just live my life, go to work and have a drink on weekends, despite the fact that they THINK that is what they are fighting for. Why to you defend the rich. You will never be rich, and even if you do become rich, do you think that taxes will take EVERYTHING away? even if the tax rate reached 50% or more, like you paranoid wackos think it will, you would still be rich. You could still buy whatever you wanted. I mean, seriously, how much would be enough?
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Space Helicopter - 2009-04-30
This was from John Boehner?!
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Big Beef Burritos Supreme - 2009-04-30
Do I feel safe knowing people make these videos as sincere political statements?
No. It scares the crap out of me.
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FISTFULLofSOUL - 2009-05-01
oooh scary music!
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