Wasn't there just a congressman talking about Frotteurism?

I think that this is, honestly, the weirdest thing I've ever seen on POE.

This sounds like a great place to be sexually frustrated for hours on end.

Not to mention the people with BO or the people that will come there explicitly to dig their crotches into you.

these things are probably just one uncomfortable sudden awareness of a boner pushing into your stomach after another

I'm so alone

Its a furpile sans suits.

This can't end well.

Why they hate us.

MDMA

I think drugs would make this more normal.

5 stars because the poster's name sounds like they go to this type of thing.

Worst party ever.

And by the way don't you ever, ever touch me, you filthy monster.

This was actually sadder than I thought it would be. Also, I'm glad I have friends.

That looks like the worst combination of creepy and boring.

NO TOUCHING!

Swine flu.

All of these people weren't breastfed as infants.

Bonerspooning party.