Think of it this way: "Ivy" will probably be a man in drag and will marry Chris in Vermont. Then, after the marriage, "Ivy" will tell Chris that he's now certifiably gay.

... at least that's how I hope it ends.

I say to myself "Don't watch his videos, he's got problems" but I can't stop.

Reading a homophobic complaint letter to a deodorant company while wearing his bathrobe...

But he mentioned Ivy in this.

If this Ivy thing doesn't destroy him completely then I think he'll be alright. But all that trolling just fed his ego, which combined with the autism somehow created all of this sexual deviancy. In all likelihood things are not going to end well once the Ivy thing is over. At the very least he's going to be sporting a colostomy bag.

Actually, I think it's just a seriously amazing coincidence

CENA MARK I AM STRAIGHT BUT WHEN I FIND YOU I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU ANYWAY

WITH MY FUCKING DICK

IN YOUR FAT, JOWLY MOUTH

Relax Stog, I'm not really a homophome. I just like making fun of gay people.


BTW: I'm not fat. You can't tell the difference between fat and muscle.

Is that what you call it?

CENA_MARK YOU ARE TRYING TO FOOL ME BY DECLARING THAT YOU DO NOT LIKE HOMOPHOMES

BUT I SEE THROUGH YOU

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME WITH YOUR MADE UP SEXUALITIES

I AM STILL GOING TO ALTERNATE BETWEEN FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS AND YOUR SOFT MOUTH

Cena, why do you hate homophones?

"if a gay wants to rape me"
Cena Mark seems more hopeful of this situation than anything else.

That's cause cena mark is a power bottom.

"You wanna rape me boy? You wanna get up in THIS? Just try it!"

Ceba Mark, the best way you can mock gay people is to become gay yourself.

When I first got into POE I couln't stand this guy. Then I realized he's our version of Steven Colbert, only not funny at all.

5 invisi stars for homophomes

Ha ha... I spelled a word wrong. Holy shit.

The only reason why its so funny is because I rarely spell words incorrectly.

This would seem to be a reposting of it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtLbGbqwaEE&feature=channel_page

i'll summarize anyway because it's fun and i'm low enough down for it not to be a spoiler.

he says that, although asking axe to only sell their product to straight people would be "retarded," he does want them to put a warning label that says "this product is only intended for use by straight men and NO HOMOSEXUALS" or something like that. but by the end he's having trouble reading it so i have to wonder if he's just ad libbing.

no, on second thought, he just stutters a lot. and i'm an ass. poor chris.