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baleen - 2009-05-05


THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING


Sean Robinson - 2009-05-05

Well, then.

DAYUMN


rapsnacks - 2009-05-05

I wanted to submit this for the first half, then I decided to find the original, then I gave up. If there is more I must have it.


fatatty - 2009-05-05

There is so much more.

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=21200


Xiphias - 2009-05-05

please tell me this isn't edited


The Townleybomb - 2009-05-05

I hate to ruin this for you, but the first part is actually from "How's Your News".


Xiphias - 2009-05-08

it doesn't ruin it for me, really. it makes it even better, somehow.


splatterbabble - 2009-05-05

David Caruso couldn't be this good.


abeli$con - 2009-05-05

no


AgentOrange - 2009-05-05

You barely know how to submit a video, I'm not convinced you know how to properly navigate the starring system.


Man Who Fights Like Woman - 2009-05-05

Fuck you.


Rovin - 2009-05-05

YES

(you dipshit)


Lindner - 2009-05-05

Ditto.


glasseye - 2009-05-05

YES


Adham Nu'man - 2009-05-05

STFU


erection reset by queer - 2009-05-05

abeli$con is ten times more retarded than the people in this video.


Menudo con queso - 2009-05-05

YES and a half.


simon666 - 2009-05-06

Bandwagon of disgust and loathing!


Hooker - 2009-05-06

I want to one-star this for more hilariously retarded poe-rage, but this video is too good.


James Woods - 2009-05-06

Hey, fuck you asshole.


Gill_Sans - 2009-05-06

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!


Pittrivers - 2009-05-06

Fuck you, guy. You suck.


Camonk - 2009-05-06

Is some handwringing faggot gonna twirl in and witter on about the elitist regulars picking on a new guy?

No. Because this guy is really dumb.


voodoo_pork - 2009-05-06

Fuck you, elitist!


Miskimo - 2009-05-06

Hi!


Cleaner82 - 2009-05-07

YEEEEAHHH--


chumbucket - 2009-05-07

are you work here?


CornOnTheCabre - 2009-05-08

this guy sucks!


LeMoyne IV - 2009-05-09

no!




wait i fucked up


Indidan - 2009-05-12

Maybe


j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-05-18

Best retard since I THORT GLASTH!!


tamago - 2010-01-03

Why must you be such a terrible human being, abeli$con?


ogmisce - 2010-04-15

lol dogpile


Billie_Joe_Buttfuck - 2010-06-30

Holy fuck I missed a gem.


themilkshark - 2012-03-05

Fuck this guy DOGPILE!!!


TheInternetisFullofGenitals - 2019-03-11

I don't know what is happening, but I want in on the dogpile, even if it's a decade later.


Harold Manchester - 2009-05-05

Seeing someone with Down's exhibiting such a large amount of poorly concealed pity for someone else gives me a special feeling.


fatatty - 2009-05-05

All of my stars are for this, and for how much less retarded he is than David Caruso.


AgentOrange - 2009-05-05

That is exactly why I love this.


major-_-turnon - 2009-05-05

I think that was Johnny Knoxville's entire pitch for the show


poples - 2009-06-06

What do you mean? Michael Chiklis doesn't have Down syndrome!


klingerbgoode - 2009-12-18

He's all "oy vey..."


BillFisto - 2009-05-05

Oh man, this is already a good week.


Frank Rizzo - 2009-05-05

so which one is the retard?


Camonk - 2009-05-06

That was my favorite thing about the video.

Aside from EVERYTHING ELSE


Dr Dim - 2009-05-06

"I'm a bird"

"You're a bird... (adjusts sunglasses) or a bird brain?"

YYYYOOOOOWWWWWW!


biclops - 2009-05-13

"It looks like the bird... has fallen out of the nest"

YYYYOOOOOWWWWWW!


fluffy - 2009-07-10

"This bird... is gonna fry."


Rodents of Unusual Size - 2009-05-06

what? I'm missing something.


wtf japan - 2009-05-06

Yeah. Three of your stars.


zatojones - 2009-05-06

you see, the retard is rolling his eyes at the bird lady.


Charles - 2009-05-20

if it's not the video you're missing, then maybe it's every single comment left before you?


The Mothership - 2014-04-07

You're cool now and all ROUS, but you got it wrong here, yo.


Chizmurder - 2009-05-06

He is so disappointed in that bird-lady.


chumbucket - 2009-05-06

My day: made


Erix - 2009-05-07

I laughed. Hard.


Hooper_X - 2009-05-09

That's about a billion times better than Keyboard Cat, conceptually.


Jimmy Labatt - 2009-05-11

This might be the greatest thing I have ever seen


Screwtape - 2009-05-11

Greatest handicapable acting since Nuts for Pudding.


Charles - 2009-05-20

perfect


Uulanbaatorbaby - 2009-06-08

"Well, better a bird in the hand than OH LOOK BALLOONS!!!"


poorwill - 2009-06-14

Would be better without the CSI junk.


The McK - 2009-06-24

I respectfully disagree, you cuntscuttling crotchparasite.


poorwill - 2009-07-04

Hey!


Syd Midnight - 2009-06-19

He's thinking "And they call ME a retard?"

That's exactly what he's thinking.


GoneGirl - 2009-08-21

WHAT THE FUCK JUST FUCKING HAPPENED


HP Lovesauce - 2009-09-03

BRILLIANT!!!


Goethe and ernie - 2009-09-12

10/10, bumped up to 11/10 by the fact that homeboy looks like Bill Hicks.


Gwago - 2009-09-12

Best CSI episode EVAR.

...that does not exist


Jaguar Wong - 2009-09-13

Caruso's been putting on a little weight.


Time Travel Mishap - 2009-09-25

True but his acting has really improved.


Squeamish - 2009-10-22

We've all been there, retarded news guy.

We've all been there.


joelkazoo - 2009-12-09

Proof that random does not always equal bad.


dead_cat - 2010-02-06

Caruso, without a crew of makeup artists.


zerobackup - 2010-03-26

"You WORK here?"

"Yeah I work right here."

"Oh..."

"AAAH AH AAAH AAH AAH AAAAH!"

*exasperated eyebrow raise*


Nikon - 2011-02-24

This is my new Garbage Day.


Riskbreaker - 2012-05-05

Still one of my all time favorite videos here. Truly a glorious day to remember, TODAY IN POETV HISTORY! *DUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUN *picture of world globe spinning really fast


Bort - 2013-08-24

This video cements something I've often pondered: however "smart" you are is just a measure of what you can be if you want. If you choose to be a fucking retard, then you are a fucking retard, no matter what your SATs said.


pyslexic dharmacist - 2014-01-24

Oh, New Orleans. Never change.


Old_Zircon - 2014-05-05

This is great, somehow I missed this (I've seen How's Your News but I never saw this clip).

10 stars at least.


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