Don't take puppies from strangers.

"Get eight hours of drugs every night, stay in sleep, and say 'no' to milk."

Winners don't do drugs.

Leme tall you sumon rye naw

Everyone gathers around Eddie to watch him put his glasses on. A stranger uses the distraction to grab a child. They almost never see that child again.

Is there something wrong with wearing glasses if you don't need em?

what happened in mexico city!?

"middle name: that period"

Be somebody or be somebody's fool.

Mr. T has a lot of problems. He wears silverware as jewelry and uses punctuation for his middle name. He actually has a lot of problems.

pure uncut T

Eat smart, and eat good, and you'll eat a puppy smart, and toys good. So don't press your luck, if you need glasses, you'll think all Indians are alike. I pity da fool' who gets arrested in Mexico city cause he forgets that all cars are classics, like a stranger.

SO DON'T BRAAA. ONLY FOO'S BRAAA.