Or you could just play the spoons all over yourself.

Since they are supposed to increase circulation, I want to make an ad to sell these as a treatment for impotence.

their pan flute music makes a good argument for their efficacy

Don't mock what you don't understand. Xhealing Sticks work. But to get the full effect you need to stab one into each of your eyes. Gauranteed to cure sight.

A tax on stupidity.

Okay, they're selling carbon rectangles now. In order for the holistic industry to continue further, they have to figure out a way to sell nothing at all, or your own stuff back to you.

So new age it hurts.

HAMBONE!

this is what has happened to the overstock of those juggling sticks from the early 90s.