He's also like the abortion in that he's unwanted and has yet to form a working brain.

The best part of this? There was only one guy in the chairs set for an audience.

The poor audio syncing only adds to the impression that everything he says is dubbed over by a white guy.

Alan Keyes Is The Alan Keyes Of Politics

he's kind of crazy!

From the mouths of babes.

I had a fun time trying to fill in the blank throughout the video. At first, he was talking about how he was betrayed in Illinois, so I thought he might be the Julius Caesar of Politics (or more accurately, The Claudius I of Politics), then later he had a "death and resurrection" vibe, and combine that with the betrayal, I thought he was going to call himself the Jesus Christ of Politics.

But the lovely thing about Alan Keyes is how you can always be newly surprised by what comes out of his mouth.

Clearly abortions are God's way of trying to get Alan Keyes to understand his DESTINY.

The cut to the empty row of seats is just wonderful.

Alan Keyes is the you're invited in, but they kill you of politics.