Maybe the Danza/Danzig association isn't as funny to everyone else as it is to me.

Mother.
Tell your children not to do R-Rated porn.
Tell your children to have a little fame.
When they say "Hey, I'm gay!"
Mother.

Lee Ving!
What you doing on my TV show?
Shouldn't you be calling people fags in Toronto?
Oh, Lee Ving.

Listen to what he's saying though. He's right. Local news is the worst thing on TV.

How is he a douche? He was mocking the fact that he was about to be on television while there were real newsworthy events going on. He sounded pretty legit to me.

He's an Italian American from Brooklyn. They tell it like it is.

He would be a douche if he started backpedalling. I'm pretty impressed he kept going without a second thought.

When he gets caught he's like, Don't you agree? I think he had some good points. He seems to be completely cognizant of the level of celebrity and importance that he actually has. That makes him the opposite of a douche. Like in Bizarro world, he'd be a huge fucking douche.

He kind of goes through the 'douchey actor is too good for you' motions but he's actually complaining about how unimporant he is.

It's kinda wierd.

The Boss = VERY IMPORTANT JOB
Local news = WORST THING ON EARTH

Sorry, he lost me at the "murder and mayhem" line. That's just a generic complaint with no real meat behind it. Would he prefer that all news just ignore anything unpleasant and focus solely on fluff?

Oh, wait, he's complimenting morning shows. I guess he would.

(The Boss + WORST THING ON EARTH) = (Local news + VERY IMPORTANT JOB)

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This is surprising. Who knew there were so many dedicated Tony Danza fans on POETV?

For some reason this made me lose my shit completely

Angu-lah!
Moe-nah!
Saman-tah!

Tony Danza Cuts in Line

Go Danza.