That night he was invited to the Fur Ball by the furries, and the next day they spent the whole game cracking jokes about how disgusting furries are. Ballplayers complained about the "yiff" noises, they had all kinds of horror stories.

What the hell did the furries expect inviting him over? He's like the senior spokesman of wisecracking jocks, I hope you can find that part, it's even better. They're shellshocked.