sweet bt

There is something truly poetic in this video. A fat, Abercrombie and Fitch hat wearing, bluetooth using goon... driving around... filming himself... not knowing the name of the song hes promoting or most of the lyrics... telling the world how America is awesome.

Shit. That's just POEtic...

this is just ridiculous on so many levels

He loves America because you can have a barbecue whenever you want.

So many people forget how many people died so I could sit on my ass and gorge myself on lard based food like products as the country's resources are gobbled up by the people who are smart enough to use this song as propaganda instead of inspiration.

It's not about having barbecue and fireworks, it's about getting to have barbecue and fireworks. When he tells barbecue to screw off, barbecue knows he doesn't mean it.

Lose 200 pounds and join the military if you love it so much.

Videos like this are what the "why the terrorists hate us" tag is for. They're also why I, a Canadian, have a tendency to hate Americans as well.

Propaganda is fattening.

Screw seatbelts, too.

Cena Mark's brother.

It's always the most worthless people who fly the big "RAH RAH USA" bullshit. The people who basically can't or won't (or both) do anything actually useful for their country, much less "Defend" it.
(this includes Lee Greenwood)

Oh, you think that's the name of it? Oh, ok.

'Greatest song ever'??

dude, how much music have you been exposed to in your life?

I had to sing this in grade school as part of a chorus recital.

You guys think YOU hate it? When I hear it, I find myself remembering the fucking alto harmony line.

Does anyone hear him when he uses that bluetooth earpiece? I mean, there's like a foot of face between the mike and his mouth