Lil' Bacon Curtis has had enough.

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Comment count is 32

baleen

- 2009-05-14

I've watched this about five thousand times and every single time he gets his little blue suitcase and he's talking in his room I fucking lose it.

Cleaner82

- 2009-05-14

An' I'm gonna go somewhere else, an' they're gonna feed me bacon, and everything's gonna be swell till the weekend an' I can eat aaanything I want agin--

spikestoyiu - 2009-05-14

He's not Charles Johnson!

Triggerbaby

- 2009-05-14

Back inside the kitchen: high fives all around.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious

- 2009-05-14

Unhealthy food = bad

Fake tits = good

La Loco

- 2009-05-14

Indeed.

Frank Rizzo

- 2009-05-14

that was awesome, little fat fucker packing his tiny ass bag over not being able to eat bacon anymore.

-1 for not showing him coming right back 10 minutes later.

heyitslozeau

- 2009-05-14

I get it, cuz he's chubby it's funny?

ASubmarineSandwich

- 2009-05-14

No. It's funny because he's throwing an oddly articulate temper tantrum about his misinformed opinions of BACON.

The fact that he looks a bit like a porker is just bacon icing.

gotterdamm

- 2009-05-14

Someone got their moobs in a knot.

dickshapedfood

- 2009-05-14

Wow, somebody's fat and defensive. And loves his bacon?

smoothbrain

- 2009-05-14

Keep crying, fatty.

spikestoyiu - 2009-05-14

Tears of gravy.

mouser

- 2009-05-14

Better than a South Park episode.

That's it! Fuck you ass holes! I'm packing my bags, and I'm going home.
�Cartman

Sputum

- 2009-05-14

chill out heylo, this isn't really a fat thing, more of an entitled little prick thing.

To his defense, I wouldn't put up with that. Anything but the bacon.

heyitslozeau - 2009-05-14

let's be honest with ourselves, if this was a scrawny kid whining about someone taking their bacon away would it still be funny?

baleen - 2009-05-15

never come back here again.

pastorofmuppets

- 2009-05-15

let's be honest with ourselves, what's wrong with laughing at fat people?

pastorofmuppets - 2009-05-15

i'm fat, so it's cool. in fact, i became fat just so it would be cool. like the jew joke dentist on seinfeld.

wtf japan

- 2009-05-14

One day this child will grow up to be our very 2nd morbidly obese president.

Tetsuo

- 2009-05-14

Really? I figured he'd just end up founding a conservative magazine and call Gore Vidal a queer.

revdrew

- 2009-05-14

BACONBACONBACONBACON IT'S BACON!!

Bozo

- 2009-05-14

I gotta tell you something!

happy_ending

- 2009-05-14

This is adorable.

heylou, it's not that he's fat or has a Southern accent. It's because he's a little kid talking about bacon and packing his little suitcase and LEAVIN'!

NoCode

- 2009-05-14

there is so much more awesome from this episode. This kid calls himself "King Curtis" because he rules the house and after he runs away (to his grandma's next door) he is back in like two minutes to complain about how nobody went after him.

Bacon. Jesus.

Cleaner82 - 2009-05-14

Another five for, "No, I keep losin' at deals!"

Chalkdust

- 2009-05-15

"acts like she's a smart lil' girl"

"Ol' Bump-in-the-Road"

"she can't run in dose lil' high heels"

zerobackup

- 2009-05-15

Man, whoever wrote that kid's lines and coached him on how to preform them was a genius.

baleen - 2009-05-15

Exactly.

It doesn't even matter. It's amazing.

athodyd

- 2009-05-19

If you see a child with a bowl haircut, hit him.

Naugaskins

- 2011-02-17

Why are her boobs so huge?

duck&cover - 2019-08-31

BACON!

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