Ladies and Gents, Indroducing: The Max Skate Bike!

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Comment count is 17

rapsnacks

- 2009-05-17

ublbablblblblah-bullah SKATE BREAK

James Woods

- 2009-05-17

Clearly, they should have broadened their target demographic beyond the police and Michael Jackson.

Tuan Jim

- 2009-05-17

THE MAN on his SKATEBOARD won't be able to catch you!

kennydra

- 2009-05-17

That looks safe...

Caminante Nocturno

- 2009-05-17

I can't imagine how terrible it must've been for a child to get this for Christmas instead of a bike. Imagine the shame of having to ride around your neighborhood on a unicycle with training wheels.

Enjoy

- 2009-05-17

True. Although I'd not turn one down today.

simon666 - 2009-05-18

You got it:

http://cgi.ebay.com/1970s-Skate-Bike%2FBicycle_W0QQitemZ170332 481999QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090515?IMSfp=TL090515132004r35197

StanleyPain

- 2009-05-17

Incase anyone cares, the soundtrack is "The Race" by Yello, which next to their second most raped song for commercials and movies next to "Oh Yeah."

cognitivedissonance

- 2009-05-17

This is pure, unadulterated, industrial grade 1989.

mcsancherson

- 2009-05-18

word

zatojones

- 2009-05-18

you can feel communism collapsing in Russia while in Seattle a stoned Kurt Cobain screams into a mic

j lzrd / swift idiot

- 2009-05-18

I don't know what I laughed at more, unintentional blackface, the fact that ollies hadn't been invented yet, a sudden Jackson cameo, or a crowd of day-glo spandex clad 80s cliches following around a nun.

This is just horrible. It's terrible. It's full-on awful.

grimcity

- 2009-05-18

What do you mean ollies hadn't been invented yet? I was skating before this thing, when it was called the "Le Run," which offers equally horrible commercials, just in a different way. Same stupid contraption though.

simon666 - 2009-05-18

Yeah I'm pretty sure poeTV's favorite skater, Rodney Mullen, invented the ollie in the late 70s or early 80s.

simon666 - 2009-05-18

Eh, sorry he invented the 1 footed ollie. Anyway, the point is that the ollie has been around a long time.

Kumquatxop

- 2009-06-14

uh guys I'm pretty sure the joke was that the cops with their inferior board-based skating technology were defeated by the fiendishly impassable obstacle of a curb.

poopskin - 2009-05-18

http://www.unitrike.co.uk/pictures.html

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