Five stars simply for the implication that a sequel was called for.

I didn't see the first trailer so I'm sure I'm missing out on tons of plot points here, but here's five stars for uh...

I see...

Um.

Well.

Bwuh

WTF? I can has masturbatory low budget pseudo prons?

R2-D2 has really been slumming it after Star Wars

5 stars for the midget bad guy sounding exactly like Mark from Norton Furniture.

I used to think the Conan series was primarily notable for giving ugly girls the chance to be sex symbols. I see its worth in that regard has been eclipsed. Most these chicks aren't even butterfaces.

Wait, that girl in the preview image...
Is that a triangle (Sungod Pyramid) of hair starting from her belly button?

It's not just terrible CGI, it's a terrible use of green screen effects. Poorly drawn hallways full of doors, badly labeled giant vat things. Just bad and therefore, slightly amazing. But not in the way they were hoping for I think.

Glad to see that they're still making 3DO games.

This made me realize that Starballz was a goddamned masterpiece.

0:41

So this is something Brad Neeley did right?

the Room of Perversion is actually just where they store spare shelves