OHHHHH NOOOOO!!!
OUR KIDS WILL LEARN ABOUT STUFF THAT EXISTS!!!!

CHILDREN HAVE TO BE TOLD ABOUT SOMETHING!

CONTACT YOUR ELECTED OFFICIALS!

A NEW WAY OF THINKING!?!?!!?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

One of my classmates in law school is out today to protest in New Hampshire against Lynch's probable signing of the bill. He's yet to give a single coherent reason for being against it, but yeah.

It's pretty fucking retarded.

Our kids will be taught a new way of thinking.

This simply will not do.

This video makes me incredibly happy because the very fact that it was made, and in this way, shows how fucked these people are. They're panicking.

Well honey, if your Grandpa were a woman I wouldn't have to put up with your incessant commentary.

NOM: You should look into the Grandfather Paradox. Do your research Mormon Church!

Grandma, my teacher says in an alternate timeline you could have married a different man! Then my parents would have been different people! Then who would I have turned out to be? Whoa, that's deep, man.

Please spam Senator Shithat's phone line.

I find it confusing that youtube reviewers of all possible groups seem to find this video insipid as well. At least if the star rating is to be believed.

"God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve," is such a terrible argument, but "Anna and Eve"? I don't know what to say about the Anna and Eve arguement except that it kinda makes me feel tingly in my NO! zone.

whew! I'm SO relieved that SOMEONE thought of the children!

Meanwhile, forty-two years ago...


"My teacher sez that if granpa was a negro that's OK you can still be married."

- If we change the definition of marriage....

"Adam and Eve was both white? How so old fashioned."

- Our kids will be taught a new way of thinking!

"He shoulda created Adam & Eleasha."

"If my Dad married a negress, would I still be white?"

"I'm confused!"

- Almighty God created the races white, black, yellow, and red, and he placed them on separate continents. The fact that he separated the races shows that he did not intend for the races to mix. Call Senator Welcome today and tell her how you feel about her Miscegenation Bill.

So are we going to make every decision about our society based on how five-year olds feel about it? The American Broccoli Council will be livid.

Call Governor Lynch today and tell him that you're a cunt.

As always, their scary statements of what might happen aren't things I see as a bad thing.

My child will grapple with concepts that I myself refuse to? Hells no!

d.i.a.f.

"if my dad marries a man, who will be my mom?"

gee, i dunno, maybe.... YOUR MOM!

yes, that's right. when gay marriage is legal, that will mean that when your parents divorce becuase your gay dad was guilted into marrying a woman because his priest said that it would turn him straight, your mother will no longer be your mother!

This is so hilariously fucking sad.

"If my dad married a man, who would be my mom?"

Well, your mom would still be your mom, you fucking retard. I love how this seems to imply that children cannot cope with relationships more complex than parents or grandparents who married young, had babies, taught Genesis, and never got divorced.

They think because the governor's name is Lynch that he's got their back on this one.

It saddens me that some people find this a convincing argument.

Flail for my amusement moral crusaders

The little girl that says "God created Adam and Eve? So old-fashioned!" is totally not feeling it.

I thought children were the retards that don't know how to take care of themselves and have to learn to adapt.

I can't wait for the audition video.

This really is the best they've got folks. Kids asking questions about stuff. This is their apocalypse.

thanks for sharing that with us. That was a pretty good story, and I can understand the life changing quality a freaky dream can have.

hi mom today in class we ate computers made out of rocks and the teacher said we didn't live out in nature because if we lived out in nature we'd be made out of wood and rocks and if i married a rock i actually really couldn't because only rocks aren't made out of wood. can i have an ice cream sandwich?

Why do so many of their arguments seem to assume that unless gay marriage is passed, homosexuals won't exist? Whether their relationships are recognized by the state or not, kids are still going to find out about Heather's two mommies sooner or later. Possible from all these anti-gay ads being put out by Christian groups.

Having been that child, I have heard the answer to those questions, and let me tell you, it's filthy. It's a long string of lurid descriptions of deviant sex acts.

Please think of the children! Because mommy drank like a longshoreman while pregnant and now they can't!!