Y'know, I think an 'ass for all eternity' tag might apply here.
He is still looking for an 18 to 27 year old smoke-free, non-alcoholic, non-black woman. Good qualifiers there Chris-chan.
If I was a 18-27 black girl then I would be so disappointed right now.
yes, those are the exact words. And this isn't the first time he's put that limiter on his LOVE QUEST.
While you could blame his parents for this, it still makes it alot easier to watch the first slow murder committed by the Internet.
"Must be caring, true and honest. Also, totally fine with me drawing terrifying porn comics of you fucking my imaginary video game character."
This won't end well. It just can't.
Unless by 'this' you mean his life, I can't see it ending ever. But chances are you mean his life, and you are right.
also... god damn i always hoped all this shit is fake and he's actually the worlds best troll and when he admits it was all a joke it would restore my faith in humanity...
Sometimes severely autistic people hit women in the boobs or stab them. It happens.
I meant that to be a reply one comment up.
But... you scare any real women kind enough to acknowledge your personhood. The record shows this.
cleaner, he is trying!
this is better for him than pieces of his "medallions" up his ass.
also, if CWC can find love, who doesn't stand a chance?
he could be a really creepy terrifying miracle.
Hilarious and everything, of course, but not being attracted to certain races isn't necessarially racism.
I didn't even catch that part. There's so much more to go around.
that's harsh...i don't mean the lack of attraction so much as the unwavering commitment to it and the broadcasting of it on youtube
Yeah. Unable to find a woman prior to these stipulations, you're sure to find one now that you've gotten picky.
Incidentally, why 27? Why is that the cut off age? Is it arbitrary or is it simply because he doesn't wish to date older women?
Apparently he believes he can afford to shop around for fresher meat, given all he has to offer (madness, poverty, questionable hygene, and his parents basement).
You are no true resident of CWCville. If you had watched Chris's video of the tour of his house, you'd see that he lives in his parent's ATTIC. Not the basement!
That was a fun little song.
So now she doesn't have to be white, just "not black"?
I'm impressed. He doesn't seem as crushed as I thought he'd be by the realization that Ivy was a troll all along.
I really hope no one tries to troll him IRL. Things will get very bad very fast.
according to his ED page, at least once while he was at the mall (pacing in front of clothing stores from 3:00 to 5:00 with a sign declaring his intentions) a girl came up and started talking to him. he eventually realized that her friends had dared her to do it. he doesn't abduct her or anything, just acts indignant on the internet later.
i wonder if the internet is actually a good thing for him, despite the trolling. it certainly has the power to keep lonely people from feeling the extent of their loneliness.
what's really going to fuck him up is when he discovers the entire corner dedicated to pick-up artists, alt.seduction.creepy or whatever it is now.
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