I didn't know they had made a Japanese version of Superjail.

So, Japanese TV is like a 24-hour Gong Show.

I am moving there so fast.

Kind of reminds me of old American variety shows from the 1950s.

Except for, y'know, the guys dancing around in their underwear and the one guy getting kicked in the nuts and all.

This is really no different from Eurovision.

The tiny red cowboy hat on the host pleases me greatly.

This pleases me.

Can't talk. Batin.

Japan's TV shows attack graphic design the same way they attacked the world.

Thanks, Japan.