The brunette in the audience his left has really nice facial bone structure, but she sort of looks like a bitch. The blond on his left just looks sort of boring, but, she also looks like she might be really reliable to compensate. Like, if you're assaulting hospital personnel trying to determine your blood alcohol level they could call her at 4am and she would come in to talk you down, and then she wouldn't even hold it over your head for years.
And since it's not really a real courtroom, he's not legally a bailiff. But I do find his ironic detachment from the whole process strangely inciting.
You'd rather go home with Whiny McCrazygoth then knock back a few after work cocktails with Judge Judy? Did you learn nothing from that poor man's plight?