"Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin"

I know right? TF2 is fucking terrible yet these yahoos treat it like it's the rebirth of Quake or something.

Need to play some proper FPS games, people.

Oh, fuck off.

BOTH OF YOU WILL BE TASTING MANTANG IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE

GET IT?

MANTANG

FROM MY BALLS

BOTH OF YOU WILL SET CVAR_MANTANG TO 1

That's the wrong url. the correct address is http://steamcommunity.com/groups/tf2circlejerk

two against the fucking world.

fags.

oddeye, I'm going to fist your anus until it bleeds.

Then I'm going to post the video to YouTube.

Then I'm going to release a series of different YouTube videos where I complain about YouTube removing the videos of me anally fisting oddeye. In these videos, I will compare the executives of YouTube to Hitler, and I will be naked, erect, and covered in Jim Beam Barbeque sauce.

YouTube will remove those videos as well.

I've never even played the game, guys. It's just funny words.

Exactly! Look, chess is the game of kings but nobody wants to watch a video of a guy playing chess -- unless you are a chess player learning to play chess. A video full of marginally witty trash talk stands on its own merits, the game itself is barely a footnote. Anybody thinking otherwise isn't being objective.

Nerds.

That's the best one.

Yeah like they don't fuel that rumor with every time they post about Pyro on the blog or talk about Pyro in an interview or whatever

but yes these were hilarious

See, those interviews and blog posts ALSO get bonus starsredeemable for a free footlong hoagie at any of my fine locations (additional sandwich toppings and/or drinks cannot be purchased with Pyro Gender Ambiguity Points).

Go ahead, try it.