5 for the music, which is what I would imagine a happy version of the Torgo theme would sound like.

If I shared a dorm with these people I would constantly jack off in their hair while they slept.

"Anything you could ever want to use, you could bring in."

OH MAN SUCH PRIVILEGES

0:11 ... did they really misspell Anchorage?

Dorms. Because we don't do just nothing. We do...stuff!

hey guys lets play frolf!

and grocery bingo. god forbid we go off-campus for the weekend. maybe get lost in "the mix," maybe get raped somewhere where there aren't those blue rape lights.

I'd give that girl something to do on the weekends.

*SPOILER* My dick.

These are the people they chose to represent their college?

College is like one great big Christian youth group!

They even have movie night!

dorms: more expensive than an actual apartment, with far less freedom.

MSU's motto is "Fuck it, it's North Dakota". It's true, look it up.

STFU squares! Where's the bong?

I can tell Minot sucks just by looking it up on Google Maps

Were those kids in their 30s?

Its an expensive and unnecessary step to moving out from mom and dad's house. The fact that living in college town apartments is cheaper and more liberating is like a secret colleges don't want you to ever realize.