All I remember about this movie was the dumb, hamfisted "cameo" role by Richard Roundtree where he makes Steel's hammer and is all "It's got a big SHAFT!!!!!" *mug to the camera for 500 years* GET IT.....THE HAMMER'S GOT A SHAFT!
I nearly forgot this movie existed. I think there was like one commercial on TV. Just one. I'm sure of it. Just one lonely commercial and then the execs were like, you know what, why even try with this one? Fuck it.
I guess I should watch more than the three minutes I did. No wait, I want those three minutes back.
I made it to "cool just like you.'' Which means I was able to entertain the idea of Shaq as some kind of engineer/metallurgist/not a moron for nearly two minutes.