We have this cookbook our elementary school published, featuring recipes submitted from kids, parents and teachers. My favorite recipe ever came from some student. It's for Macaroni and Cheese.
The ingredients are listed as "Box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese", "Milk" and "Butter". The recipe, verbatim, goes: "Follow directions on the box.".
I think that ranks right up there with "Get your mom to do it.".
Because if you're this fixated with your body hair you're either a gay man or the biggest goddamned douchebag in the world. Including the trucker hat is Gillette's way of saying NO HOMO, BRAH.
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