Bonus stupid points for using a mirror instead of setting the goddamn camera down.
So, Stevia (spelling?) gave him a hunchback and odd proportions? Yes, that certainly would seem to be the cure for a human body. He does indeed look less human.
HAHAHAHAHA, b-b-b-bbbut Notre Dame is different than other schools because they have such high Academic Standards for their football players, they can't compete with those thugs at other schooooooools wahhhhahahahahaha. Aaah shit.
Oh, brief LJ: this guy looks almost identical to the old theft prevention director at the store where I work. It's not him (at least, I'm pretty sure it's not), but it still gives me extra laughs.