You are the weakest link, Goodbye.

Baroness May Cry

This is Platinum Games, the remnants of Capcom's Clover Studio (Viewtiful Joe, Okami, God Hand) who recently released MadWorld on the Wii.

This looks like fun! Like some sort of game might!

Sarah Palin.

There, now you'll never get that image out of your head.

This is reaching Final Fantasy levels of gay.

I dunno looks like it could be fun if it doesnt have too many fucking jumping puzzles. I hate that shit.

This looks like what Yahtzee sagely said about "Devil May Cry 4." One could compile a list of why one dislikes anime, but thanks to games like this, you can just point to it and say "pretty much that."

Though someone might want to tell them that they forgot to have their angsty characters dip their hair in buckets of day-glo latex paint before they went out this morning. That's a major faux pas.

i like excess.

All shall face defeat before the power of my tits and ass.

That soundtrack is a mess. I think there's like four songs playing simultaneously most of the time.

Wait, a fantasy game with guns AND hot chicks?

Now I've seen everything.

In this game, you play a chick with a sword and gun ON EACH LIMB. You also have sentient hair that attacks enemies. This hair also serves as your clothing. Pulling off special moves where your hair forms giant dragons means less hair to cover your body, which is such an over the top juvenile way of rewarding combos that it might just blow passed immature and into hilarious.


It will still not be as embarrassing as the melting panty electro-shock torture of a Metal Gear game.

Oh, the Japanity!

So, all of a sudden everyone wants just "mature" games and nothing more? A character that can kill lots of enemies in a flashy way is "immature"? I'll guess everyone here just play nothing but Myst all day.

I like Evil Naughty Librarian and tiny pupal Naughty Librarian.