Is anyone else really irritated by the fact that they used the Next Generation music to introduce an original cast member? Does anyone else eat cold Chef Boyardee right out of the can and look with envy upon a little baby for having so recently touched a woman's breast?

I don't know how to rate this. It's awfully boring.

What, no "charming negress" tag?

It should be pointed out that the best captain on the best Trek was a black guy. MLK Jr would have been a happy little Niner.

MLK was a nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnerd!

Dang, imagine having MLK jr say, "You can't do that."

Also, what a fucking honor it must have been to have him say that your show was the only one he allowed his children to watch.