This girl is drunk off her ass.

Sure, it starts simple. At first you just take a slug to make an amusing video on the internets. Soon you start allowing Jesus into your heart at lunch time, you know, just to help relax. Pretty soon you're intoxicated with the love of Christ 24/7. Friends and family are alienated by your messiah addiction. And where does it stop, where at long last?

I'll just stick with Zoloft, thanks.

whoa.

Boy, that looks WAY better than being depressed, let me tell you.

(Basically all of these clips need a "Matthew 6:2" tag.)

Godly Tourettes

I hope she doesn't have a driver's license.

Quit touching the lens Debbie!

I can thoroughly recommend watching all of her other videos.

I'll place my money on inhalants.

Whatever it is, watching her other videos makes clear that this "Jesus love" thing is a put on.

Jesus is the grrreatest annnidepessin. In jesus name. whoa! I think I'm ginna throw up some jesus.

This lady is awesome.

I really wanted her to throw her head back and hit the bricks.

is she talking in that made up language from fifth element?

Wait till she discovers backwords cowgirl and DP. Jesus and booze will seem like chewable bayers.

Black Rob should sue her for copyright infringement

May dad is a Baptist pastor. He went to school for eight years for his masters degree. He is as devoted a Christian as you could hope to find (whether you think that's good or bad).

He's struggled with clinical depression for years. He takes his medicine. Without it, he's fucked up. And I can only imagine what he'd say to this girl.