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Desc:Upcoming full motion accessory for the Xbox 360
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Tags:XBox 360, heart attack, natal, fat gamers nearly dying on Youtube
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Comment count is 40
theSnake - 2009-06-01
I am tingling with anticipation for Enjoy's last tag to be linked when this comes out. God this looks lame.
splatterbabble - 2009-06-01
Not for use in apartments, around furniture, under ceiling fans, around UV-light emission sources, or pets. We will watch you and listen to you to ensure these terms are met. Have a nice day.
La Loco - 2009-06-01
This looks like one of those gay "wouldn't it be cool if we made this but the technology don't exist yet" commericals.
SolRo - 2009-06-01
I furiously masterbate at the possibility of new technology, but even I'm calling bullshit.

gotterdamm - 2009-06-01
I wonder if this is compatible with the Power Glove?

5 stars for the reason chairs gives below.

SolRo - 2009-06-02
You know what, I rated this because enjoy posted this without the slightest hint of sarcasm

But the real evil is that this was made by a bunch of clueless marketing douchebags, and now some poor engineering team will be blamed if they cannot deliver this miracle product for 99.95.

GlennFinito - 2009-06-02
They performed some live demos at E3 but nothing this impressive.

However, the (real)demos shown showed lots of promise.

Mike Tyson?! - 2009-06-01
Guess what will be NOTHING like this?

RoyCastle - 2009-06-01
** actual video games pending **
Kumquatxop - 2009-06-01
** actual video games pending **

(seriously people, I am not sure you understand the ratings system)

Udderdude - 2009-06-01
Kid owns a skateboard, yet is lame enough to stay inside and play a 360 game with a graphic of his skateboard in it, by scraping his foot across the floor.

Uh huh.
detc - 2009-06-01
Can't wait for the reports of people misjudging distance and kicking over their TV's.
RomancingTrain - 2009-06-01
Remember when they said the Wii would do this?
chairsforcheap - 2009-06-01
why all the downvotes? this is PURE evil... it looks like the everything is terrible guys edited this
IrishWhiskey - 2009-06-01
Wow, that camera could see images through his hands!

I can't wait to get frustrated as a camera struggles to understand whether I want to change a tire or open the menu.
Hooker - 2009-06-01
It's like the Wii, but with the added humilation of charades!
fatatty - 2009-06-01
I think I've seen this before. This might actually work.


This was a horrible presentation though.
Sudan no1 - 2009-06-01
lol microsoft
Comeuppance - 2009-06-01
I have never seen so much bullshit in my life.
oddeye - 2009-06-01
The fuck is wrong with using a controller??
Rudy - 2009-06-02

RomancingTrain - 2009-06-03
"You have to use your hands? It's a baby's toy!"

Deconvolution - 2009-06-02
"Product vision: actual features and functionality may vary."

Oh please...
socialist_hentai - 2009-06-02
I can't wait for the righteous nerd indignation when this thing pulls a "wii"
wtf japan - 2009-06-03
While I would like to be outrageously indignant about this, I take solace in the knowledge that it will not be executed correctly. Cf. eyetoy.

Meerkat - 2009-06-02
j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-06-02
Hee, fuckin', larryus. This is actually a pretty funny joke. Makes me want to buy an Aspergerific flight sim and all the assorted PHYSICAL cockpit replica hardware.

sosage - 2009-06-02
Even if this is understating what it can do, Microsoft is banking on game developers not being run by the creatively lazy.

Oh yeah. 5 for thinking changing a tire is fucking fun. I JUST got home from 8 hours of changing tires at my shitty garage job. Thanks Microsoft!
fluffy - 2009-06-02
I love how they have apparently also perfected voice recognition, speech synthesis, and teleconferencing, all for a consumer-grade piece of hardware.
Kumquatxop - 2009-06-02
yeah I cannot WAIT for the live tech demo

"delete that. delete that. delete that."

Toenails - 2009-06-02
Guess I finally now do a 360 and walk away.
chairsforcheap - 2009-06-02
so walk towards the tv?

BiggerJ - 2009-06-02
It's a camera? Damn. And I was so looking forward to Microsoft announcing a new motion-sensing controller at E3 while physically being right next to Nintendo.
erection reset by queer - 2009-06-02
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
zatojones - 2009-06-02
this will happen never (or maybe in 10 years)
Goofy Gorilla - 2009-06-02
Cool. I was wondering when they were going to bring back the Activator.
afp3683 - 2009-06-02
This looks like a Wii commercial. And not because of the device, but because they seem to have copied a Wii commercial shot-for-shot.
Wytze! - 2009-06-07
5 stars!

-1 one for Los Campesinos being used; I hate those fucking kids!
Ponasty - 2009-06-12
"How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?"

thats how you know this technology doesn't exist.

No computer can count that high.
RockBolt - 2010-01-06
"Hi Jessica I have been standing in front of my TV for 3 hours hoping you'd call and ask for fashion advice"

So can this only play games that do shit that I am actually callable of in real life? Like endlessly doing oilies and nothing else on a skateboard, or miming pushing a button? How do you play Prince of Persia or Saints Row or anything that emulates a level of fitness or lack of physics that normal humans will never have access to?
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