|theSnake - 2009-06-01 |
I am tingling with anticipation for Enjoy's last tag to be linked when this comes out. God this looks lame.
|splatterbabble - 2009-06-01 |
Not for use in apartments, around furniture, under ceiling fans, around UV-light emission sources, or pets. We will watch you and listen to you to ensure these terms are met. Have a nice day.
|La Loco - 2009-06-01 |
This looks like one of those gay "wouldn't it be cool if we made this but the technology don't exist yet" commericals.
I furiously masterbate at the possibility of new technology, but even I'm calling bullshit.
You know what, I rated this because enjoy posted this without the slightest hint of sarcasm
But the real evil is that this was made by a bunch of clueless marketing douchebags, and now some poor engineering team will be blamed if they cannot deliver this miracle product for 99.95.
They performed some live demos at E3 but nothing this impressive.
However, the (real)demos shown showed lots of promise.
|Mike Tyson?! - 2009-06-01 |
Guess what will be NOTHING like this?
|RoyCastle - 2009-06-01 |
** actual video games pending **
|Udderdude - 2009-06-01 |
Kid owns a skateboard, yet is lame enough to stay inside and play a 360 game with a graphic of his skateboard in it, by scraping his foot across the floor.
|detc - 2009-06-01 |
Can't wait for the reports of people misjudging distance and kicking over their TV's.
|RomancingTrain - 2009-06-01 |
Remember when they said the Wii would do this?
|chairsforcheap - 2009-06-01 |
why all the downvotes? this is PURE evil... it looks like the everything is terrible guys edited this
|IrishWhiskey - 2009-06-01 |
Wow, that camera could see images through his hands!
I can't wait to get frustrated as a camera struggles to understand whether I want to change a tire or open the menu.
|Hooker - 2009-06-01 |
It's like the Wii, but with the added humilation of charades!
|fatatty - 2009-06-01 |
I think I've seen this before. This might actually work.
This was a horrible presentation though.
|Sudan no1 - 2009-06-01 |
|Comeuppance - 2009-06-01 |
I have never seen so much bullshit in my life.
|oddeye - 2009-06-01 |
The fuck is wrong with using a controller??
"You have to use your hands? It's a baby's toy!"
|Deconvolution - 2009-06-02 |
"Product vision: actual features and functionality may vary."
|socialist_hentai - 2009-06-02 |
I can't wait for the righteous nerd indignation when this thing pulls a "wii"
|Meerkat - 2009-06-02 |
WOOHOO DO ALL THE WORK OF CHANGING A TIRE AND NOT GET PAID
|j lzrd / swift idiot - 2009-06-02 |
Hee, fuckin', larryus. This is actually a pretty funny joke. Makes me want to buy an Aspergerific flight sim and all the assorted PHYSICAL cockpit replica hardware.
|sosage - 2009-06-02 |
Even if this is understating what it can do, Microsoft is banking on game developers not being run by the creatively lazy.
Oh yeah. 5 for thinking changing a tire is fucking fun. I JUST got home from 8 hours of changing tires at my shitty garage job. Thanks Microsoft!
|fluffy - 2009-06-02 |
I love how they have apparently also perfected voice recognition, speech synthesis, and teleconferencing, all for a consumer-grade piece of hardware.
yeah I cannot WAIT for the live tech demo
"delete that. delete that. delete that."
|Toenails - 2009-06-02 |
Guess I finally now do a 360 and walk away.
|BiggerJ - 2009-06-02 |
It's a camera? Damn. And I was so looking forward to Microsoft announcing a new motion-sensing controller at E3 while physically being right next to Nintendo.
|erection reset by queer - 2009-06-02 |
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
|zatojones - 2009-06-02 |
this will happen never (or maybe in 10 years)
|Goofy Gorilla - 2009-06-02 |
Cool. I was wondering when they were going to bring back the Activator.
|afp3683 - 2009-06-02 |
This looks like a Wii commercial. And not because of the device, but because they seem to have copied a Wii commercial shot-for-shot.
|Wytze! - 2009-06-07 |
-1 one for Los Campesinos being used; I hate those fucking kids!
|Ponasty - 2009-06-12 |
"How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?"
thats how you know this technology doesn't exist.
No computer can count that high.
|RockBolt - 2010-01-06 |
"Hi Jessica I have been standing in front of my TV for 3 hours hoping you'd call and ask for fashion advice"
So can this only play games that do shit that I am actually callable of in real life? Like endlessly doing oilies and nothing else on a skateboard, or miming pushing a button? How do you play Prince of Persia or Saints Row or anything that emulates a level of fitness or lack of physics that normal humans will never have access to?
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