oh god no... it's horrible when cripples act like dicks cos... they're cripples man... you're suppose to be nice to em and stuff...

I uh, don't have penis on my fuckin stomach.

He's adorable.

This progeria thing is the weirdest thing I've been made aware exists in the last week. So, this strange gnomish being is actually a ten year old or something?

he's like a 1970s hanna barbera version of joe pesci.
i love him so much.

Haha. He's wearing a hat.

I want to feel bad for him because he's got progeria, but instead I just feel bad for him because he's a juggalo and won't live long enough to outgrow it.

Ugh I was just about to submit one of his videos, oh well.

"Go find a white crayon and go color a fuckin zebra "

Oh wow, this is pretty incredible.

I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO FEEL!

He also suffers from Internet Tough Guy syndrome.

perfect storm

Well, I guess this is an answer to all those people who ask why all the terminal illness kids seem to be wise beyond their years.

LOL America

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This condition has physical effects but no mental ones, apart from, apparently, a tendency to cling fanatically to Internet subcultures. Frankly, we need more conditions like this.

PROGERIA MAKES ME HAPPY

Wasn't this a Mr. Show skit?

Progeria is no excuse for wiggery.

Ahem.

TREACHER COLLINS IS NOT PROGERIA!

sorry about that.

I really can't say anything else.

I thought the animation in Lord of the Rings was good, but this is incredible. He seems almost real.

Dude. This guy is a DEAD RINGER for Little Face, the Dick Tracy villain. All he needs is a fedora.

Though I'm not sure Little Face ever had a penis on his stomach.

I bet everything I own this guy looks exactly like one of those troll dolls in his baby pictures.

Aaand it's gone before I got to see it. Goddamnit.