"American Indians love gambling!! In fact, they bet the entirety of America on a game of Three Card Monte with the colonists and...well...we all know how that turned out!"

Actually Adam's gamble was the most disastrous decision in human history.

Also, is he being autotuned?

Desperation, baby!

Who loves you baby? The Furniture Store, that's who!

Anyone else grow up in Las Vegas?

The best Blofeld.

Now replace the word "gambling" with "booze."

This music makes me feel drunk.

give that man a tootsie pop
who loves yourself baby?