Wearing too much makeup is the human equivalent of a car whose rims cost more than the rest of it.

This is the cosmetic equal of home made pasta and glitter picture frames. This is afternoon home improvement shows. This is not a thousand dollar cake.

She's applying makeup on an eye that already has makeup on it. Also, she said there was some sort of makeup called "Naked Lunch" which I approve of.

Are--uh--are there guys who actually care about this enough? Has she ever been shot down because, "Sorry but I like when the whites of your eyes are way whiter." Was she turned down for a modeling job because of this? Basically I mean who gives a shit how white the whites of someone's eyes are? Is this something I should be paying attention to as a fella?

But, lady, your face is extremely unfortunate, so having white eye-whites isn't going to help.

women are so fucking stupid

poe has lady issues

How dare this SLUT pretend to tell ME something.

FUcking WHORE

I was hoping for some eyedrop shit you could make out of household chemicals.

Here is to hoping she develops a corneal ulcer.

Its how you make your eyes pink.

Is it just me or does she look like the Muppet Babies version of Celine Dion?

MAC is drag queen makeup.

ive never been fond of makeup, but that seems a tad... extreme?

i suppose this information is for the jaundice community at large.

She was born with the facial bone structure to be a bitch.

This girl is deeply irritating. Her voice is irritating. Her face is irritating.

This should be titled "how to draw a prettier girl's face on top of your actual face".

That is god awful nail polish. The color reminds me of *shudder* tubgirl.

women wear makeup and have weird voices oh god on god, hold me in your manly arms.

I say, "Go white-eye-girl go!" Everybody has a right to being an expert on something, even if it's pontless, needless and shallow!

Jesus Christ are you supposed to put eye makeup right inside your eyelid like that? I am not a very good woman.

These stars are for the radiation burn I got from her nail polish.

Did she say she used a little bit of Naked Lunch!? I have that exact same tinned ham opening key hanging on my wall.

Yes, good tips. Also, smear your inner eyelids with bleach to scour away any pesky microbes, dirt, and natural membranes. Then finally you will be married to a person who can do something and your life's work, which is looking presentable, will have paid off.

This video is not meant for you, PoE.


Neither is she.

I've actually seen someone make the whites of their eyes whiter using Photoshop.