If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

I don't know anyone in this clip and i never watch basketball... but... five five five!

Sorry Bill, but the Age of Romanticism in basketball began when the machine-like Lakers crushed individualist Allen Iverson and the Sixers in five.

Wait, that's also stupid.

A billion stars for the Suns beating the Lakers by 10... sigh, those were the days... Bill Walton being crazy is pretty cool too!

He's the Paula Abdul of the announcers.

Culture!

Somehow, I kind of doubt that anyone was still watching the game at this point.

AWKWARD!

... and Boris Diaw!

Why did I never submit this?

Wait.

WUT?