Nipple flares

If you sub in "honor" everywhere he says "love," you've got a fairly typical instructor rant for any storefront kung fu dojo.

true forced double negative

true forced subject/verb disagreement

"pool gene"

"You're the perfect piece of shit"

Actually Bill people do have the right to pick their mates.

No one has to fuck you. No one has to pick your pool gene.

"The dating scene is a joke..."

Ohhh... now things are made clear, and I think I might hear the whisper of an AM radio in the back as some host named Dawg-something warns us of feminazis.

"Male suicide in the United States is number one. It tops all suicides in this country -- and it has, and the majority of that suicides is financial or TFL."

Words of wisdom.

That's right.

I appreciate that "Vestigial Johnson" submitted this video.

This man is a national treasure.

True love will always prevail. Unless one of the people involved is a total piece of fucking shit.

Such a romantic!