Well I'll be damned. Didn't see that coming.

The part where he said that you may as well outlaw possessions to stop burglary is where I really got into it, honestly. Jesus christ.

Oh wow, I would love to see a movie where Stephen Fry plays Oscar Wilde.

Well, the, go see "Wilde" starring Stephen Fry then.

That was a muddled sentence... I was obviously never born to write like Wilde. Or Fry.

Are you British? The UK got their fill of Stephen Fry years ago, but to Americans he's delightful and eloquent (we're not really used to that here)

We sent David Hasselhoff to Europe, and you sent us Stephen Fry. What a very fair trade.

I'm an American, and I don't like Stephen Fry. Having this tired argument delicately queefed at me by the other Queen of England is not my idea of a good time. I think, however, I understand why the rest of my countrymen are infatuated with this man.

Have a look at the following syllogism:

All Englishmen are homosexuals. (Just listen to them talk.)
Stephen Fry is the most homosexual of all Englishmen,
therefore Stephen Fry is the BEST Englishman.

All Americans feel compelled to like anything considered the BEST something, because being the BEST is an American quality. Luckily, there are some of us who can resist these patriotic urges.

Fry is effete and boring. I hope this solitary star finds its way up his urethra.

i want him to read the third dune book to me because honestly that shit is putting me to sleep

I'm currently listening to him read his book about poetry 'The Ode Less Travelled' on audiobook. Without doubt, he has a fantastic voice, even more so now, than in this clip.

I actually listened to the final Harry Potter book just because Fry was reading it.

You can buy an alarm clock that has stephen fry acting like he's your butler saying shit like "time to arise from your bedchamber, my good sire" i think i saw it in the skymall catalog, haha.