hi monkfish

"I have nothing to say to you. Please do not click on me."

this was horrifyingly bizarre.
No,bizarrely horrifying. horrifyingly horrible.

i shit my pants.

and his liver is DEEE-LICIOUS!!!

no kidding, I love it
http://tinyurl.com/l5tbyp

Not as kissable as the batfish.

What is it sitting on? It looks like a mountain path from a video game.

needs horrors of the deep tag

oh god, absolutely

this fucking thing probably sank it

A mindless, soulless abomination.

Looks like someone could use a hug

You have to go pretty deep to find the rarest boglins.

Arrr, this will replace that whale in my nightmares.

It's monk time.

Adorrible.

Yummy and adorable too!

It's got stinklines going on and everything.

That monkfish is hiding a shady past.

It is a felonious monkfish.

Yet another reason why I'm so glad we got the fuck out of the ocean.

According to Wikipedia, it's not uncommon for them to reach lengths of 5 feet. And the reason it's sitting so still in spite of all the harassment is probably because it's an anglerfish, and it's trying to figure out what the fuck kind of critter it has just lured in and whether or not it can take it.

To be honest I think it could.

Monkfish has an expression that seems to convey he is lost in life.

That is not a natural land formation. That strip of land is actually the bridge into hell, surrounded by the cold, black void of eternity. Had the volume been turned on, we would have heard the sounds of lonely souls wailing as they passed the bridge, their voices forever cursed to only howl in despair, never in love.

When you die and go to hell, you have to pass the monkfish.

a photograph would have sufficed

Father Dagon.

not exactly fish of the year