Ten years from now, those who survive the Rapture will be huddling around smoldering campfires, chilled from the damnable radioactive demon snow, performing the Falcon Punch Music Video with the skulls of falled Obamatroopers, desperately praying that their strange incantations to the mysterious Yoo-Toob will cause the mountains to jump forth and smother their sorry souls by the solemn wrath of an angry God.