Yura peesa sheeeyut.

CM Punk is a straight good guy who they gave the belt to because Hardy didn't want to renew his contract.

Wait a second, this guy is a FACE??? From this clip it looks like he jumped into a match was already taking place (or was shortly concluded), brought his own ref, and gimped out a pin in two in a half minutes.

Although, from the redneck's conversation, it sounds like the Hardy Boy (could that old tag-team possibly be the faggiest name wrestling ever conceived?) *wanted* wrestlers to challenge him for the belt at the drop of a hat. Or whatever these "Extreme Rules" entailed (wait, never mind, THAT'S the faggiest name).

Here's hoping this guy turns heel. IMO, wrestlers that go from face to heel (Rock) were way more fun to root for than wrestlers that go from heel to face (Austin).

not to mention that CM Punk's pre-WWE days were alot more watchable when he was an elitist prick as opposed to a straight-laced babyface. CM Punk's actual wrestling has always been fun to watch, but there's only so much "Gee, I just wanna go out and have a good match and then eat some deep dish pizza with the boys!" that I can stand before I want to see him beat the shit out of MVP for having a beer or calling Kelly Kelly a slut.

it's just a question of whether or not the E has the balls to use a "Straightedge Superstar" as a villain amidst countless wellness controversies and continuous attempts to attract family audiences.

maybe they'll just focus all attention on his Cobra tattoo when that Sommers-crapfest comes out :rolleyes:

The plot, as it was, is this: C.M. Punk has a title shot that he can cash in at any time he chooses. Jeff Hardy just got the living shit kicked out of him defending his title. Punk takes his title shot, beats up an already winded and wounded Hardy, making him a PEESASHEET.

Chicago Made Punk.

it's an empty acronym. "Chicago-Made" is just what the announcers say. Brooks has said its meant everything from Cookie Monster to Charlie Manson.

*bearddddd*

CHARLES MONTGOMERY.

Chick Magnet. He used to be in a tag team called the Chick Magnets.

OK we've seen that line in the description, as a tag, and in the comments, now someone add it as a youtube caption in case anyone misses it

You'd probably better click through to the actual Youtube page, futurebot. There's something there I think you need to see.

Thunderstorm.