Yeah, sounds like a real tough life you got there, GlennJu.

A little more face-scrunching and a slightly higher voice and this guy would be Gilbert Gottfried.

GODDAMN CHINESE PEOPLE, GETTING ALL WORRIED ABOUT A PANDEMIC THAT MIGHT KILL US ALL

This is the kind of shit that made me avoid talking to fellow gaijin in bars when I lived in Japan. A lot of people are still like this after living abroad for years.

IT'S NOT LIKE BACK HOME! I HATE IT! WAAAAH.

He would like nothing more than to have an opportunity to just sit, on a streetcorner, and watch.

And judge.

Funny how his only highly viewed videos are his Rubik's Cube ones. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. Dan Brown Channel.

I'm pretty sure that his first gripe is basically the result of sarcasm not translating well between languages.

Someone needs a cainin'.

Fuck you, whitey.

I hope he gets swine flu and bird flu and fucking aids.

Seriously, FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK, stop with the godamnned pre-produced, over edited shit, people. Enough with the "HAHA IT WILL BE HIP AND FUNNY IF I EDIT MYSELF MOVING ABOUT AFTER EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING I SAY" Jesus, a whole generation of retards who think making their video blog look like a fucking Burger King commercial circa 1991 is the epitome of wit.

You suck.

Oh, and also, some open mic comedians from 1985 called and want their act back.

What he likes about China:

(SPOILERS)

1. The food is good (but they should use cheese)
2. They have a great history because they are an old country
3. The exchange rate is favorable
4. You can haggle at the markets
5. Everyone is nice, honest, and forthright

WHAT I HATE ABOUT AMERICA

1) you

He's pretty punchable. The void needed to be filled after venomfangx left.

"I've been so busy being spoonfed Chinese culture by the government that I haven't had time to directly observe it."

HOLY SHIT, IT'S FUCKING CHINA. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, GUAILO?

well ya know what, china hates your stupid punchable face