He's alright, folks! He's alright!

ROCK ROCK ROCK SHIT MY HIP ROCK ROCK

ahhh my hip!

Has anyone made a joke about his hip yet?

Not so "hip" anymore. Because of your hip. By that I mean it's broken.

HE'S FALLEN, AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!!

BECAUSE HE'S SO OLD!!!!!

it's almost like his old man knees said "oh, he just jumped didn't he? ugh..I'm not workin this today, let the grandpa go down"

That sounded like shit.

Thank God he didn't fall OFF stage, then the fans might have gotten gravedust in their eyes.

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