It's real to me, dammit!

Take that high prices.

:58!

I hope these guys get bigger then Wal-Mart.

Its on the internet!! At some website location!!! YES!!

I'll bet Mr. Bobby knows how to party.

This place carries everything required to make the awesomest movie ever.

As subtle as political cartoons

The lack of actual prices leads me to believe that they cut everyone their own deal.

In a word: sketchy.

I like to think they're brothers from different mothers.