No... the whole point is that your distant ancestors swung from trees, and if you trace your ancestry far enough you eventually hit unicellular organisms... it's in the genes damn it, ok review your material young lady you'll never make it to college at this rate.

Evil.

She can suck on my purity balls.*


*in states where allowed.

I want to believe she's doing it ironically. Realizing that I'd rather she be a young hipster than a young evangelical creationist makes me feel worse.

perspective and scale feels way off in this. is she just small and superimposed to a kitchen background or is the kitchen ridiculously wide but not very long? something just doesn't look right...ignored the whole song while trying to get my brain around this

re watched, and listened...5 stars

That little hip swivel's gonna come in handy when she's pumping out creationist babies.

No. You know what? I feel bad for having said that. I mean to direct my cynicism towards her parents.

5 stars for the "child abuse" tag.

Somebody needs to make a Muegen character with her.

I’m no kin to the monkey no no no,
The monkey’s no kin to me yeah yeah yeah,
I don’t know much about his ancestors,
But mine didn’t swing from a tree.

It seems so unbelievable,
And yet they say that it’s true,
They’re teaching us about it in school now,
That humans were monkeys once too.

Oooo I’m no kin to the monkey no no no,
The monkey’s no kin to me yeah yeah yeah,
I don’t know much about his ancestors,
But mine didn’t swing from a tree.

Although it’s so ridiculous,
They’re teaching us now that it’s true,
The teachers that came from a monkey,
Would be better off in a zoo.

Oooo I’m no kin to the monkey no no no,
The monkey’s no kin to me yeah yeah yeah,
I don’t know much about his ancestors,
But mine didn’t swing from a tree.

It seems so much more believable,
And surely, surely it’s true,
That God made Man in His image,
No monkey story will do.

Oooo I’m no kin to the monkey no no no,
The monkey’s no kin to me yeah yeah yeah,
I don’t know much about his ancestors,
But mine didn’t swing from a tree,

This monkey business has to go,
Because it just isn’t true,
It’s such a disgrace to the monkey,
A disgrace to the human race too.

Oooo I’m no kin to the monkey no no no,
The monkey’s no kin to me yeah yeah yeah,
I don’t know much about his ancestors,
But mine didn’t swing from a tree,
Mine didn’t swing from a tree,
Mine didn’t swing from a tree.

The best youtube comment so far:

6The6Beast6

She looks so ready to fuck. Instead of monkey, I'll do her doggystyle. Hail Satan! I'll split that little bitch open like an axe on a pineapple. Twin fucking towers man! Twin fucking towers! Jew did 9/11, over 9000 jews escaped lawlz

I'll bet her ancestors didn't swing from a tree. They roamed around on ATV's hunting beer and hot dogs with that yellow mustard.

I classify this in the same group of human that thinks gas and oil are magic liquids brought to us probably by fairies and angels.

Now sing about that, you little bitch.

My Step Mom had the same point when she said "IF WE CAME FROM MONKEyS... Why are there still monkeys???"

shes a 64 year old woman.

It was the first time I met her.

Whats going on with her ribs? When she reaches up it look like she may be a cyborg, or wearing a he-man bandoleer thing