Reagan would have shot it with his 6 gun off the top of a tin can from 100 yards away.

Reagan would have used his reptillian tongue and snatched it in mid-air.

Regan would have shot a blank from his prop gun and left it up to the editing department to make it look like he hit it

Obama may have killed a fly but Bush killed far worse vermin than that.

Like those 1,800 black folk in New Orleans.

I forgot that Bush invented a weather machine and created a hurricane to hit New Orleans. How silly of me.

You gotta remember that shit, son. Ya done got schooled!

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