Nothing I have written in this box and erased so far comes anywhere close to conveying the shock I felt at watching this. This is some North Korea level propaganda right here. All it lacked was a named enemy that all children must strive to kill.

Private Cutie? Are you serious?

there's a hidden message here somewhere, I just can't put my finger on it.

Being in the military is like having all the most awesome toys and more candy than anyone!

That's one campy hammer-pants wearing genie they chose to guide the children. If this was World War II he'd be doing drag shows for his horny buddies overseas.

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That's fucking gross.

I was hoping for some little military vehicles for kids. Disappoint is I.

Five for motherfucking god damn evil.

yay for the recruit 'em before they decide on real career aspirations genie!

He certainly is interested in recruiting those kids...for...the military! Yes, the military.